Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I want a musical about memes.
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