Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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