they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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