he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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