yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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