And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
i now understand why vodka
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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