Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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