I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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