Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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