i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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