did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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