You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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