If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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