I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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