Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He has the fingertips of a God
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