Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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