i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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