sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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