Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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