fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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