i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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