it's like her boobs came off with her bra
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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