Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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