She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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