she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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