Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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