The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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