he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
