were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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