Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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