I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Green mimosas i think yes
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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