he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize
