so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Those nachos came to me in a dream
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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