TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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