Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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