Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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