I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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