it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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