I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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