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(206): View more from Washington

That's when you crack a 10am beer

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(607): View more from New York

people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.

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(209): View more from California

what is college for if not random hookup sex?

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learning.

(209): View more from California

i would literally fuck learning if i could.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?

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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.

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(253): View more from Washington

Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know

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(714): View more from California

I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave

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I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.

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