Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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