i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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