so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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