I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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