new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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