He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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