I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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