woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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