she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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