waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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