my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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