She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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