I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
